Mungerilal Ke Haseen Sapne

As they say, Imagination is the highest kite you can fly. It has no limits but the sky. You get the liberty to dream any extent without any consent of any law or order. You decide whether you want to imagine yourself as a “Panda” or a “Pig”, you call it good bad or ugly… but you are only the architect of that day dream.

Yes, I do have an imaginative tale to pen down here and to be precise, it’s a life in paradise I have been dreaming of over years and I do improvise on it when free. I wish I can bridge my life to the destiny I am dreaming of and I want to see it happen on a serious note.

Let’s see if Dreams really come true…

Well, I see myself a trillionaire by the time I reach my 48-50s, which is roughly less than a quarter left from now. I’ll buy an island in the midst of a calm sea… an island with some forest & mountains and, strictly with no sign of human or hulk living there, apart from few creatures and birds.  And The King lived there forever after. 😉

Like every human, I have my own Roti Kapda Makaan requirements too and the list goes like…

I’ll build 3-4 luxurious bungalows in far off corners of the island, so that I can live the whole of the island. I will build bhool bhulaiya roads connecting to the bungalows to keep myself lost there forever. Most importantly, all bungalows will be filled with all sorts of alcohol & drug and there will be no scarcity of supply.

Bungalows will be big enough to be called as Palace and They are going to be so big that I will have to use a Mercedes or a Rolls Royce to go from one room to another. 😛  Sometime I will drive to the big piano beautifully placed in the middle of the hall and play it loud… no matter how ugly it sounds.

Not much, but I’ll buy 2-3 choppers and I will fly them sometime over the sea or to nearby islands for hours. But yes, I will have to control my self a bit.. not to fly them while drunk and jump from the chopper in excitement. Hahah.  I don’t want to die before I finish up all the money. Let’s see if I can manage to stay drunk and fly. 😛

I will own some 5-6 yachts too. I will sail across the sea and chill out somewhere in the midst of the water for weeks and months… stop somewhere far off in the sea where there is no turbulence in the water, no high/ low tide.. Peaceful water..  Sit there, do nothing, drink some beer, smoke some joints, get high, read some novel, write some shit, watch movies, listen to music.. just sit idle & relax.. whooaah! a life awaited.

Of course, All sorts of Escorts.. Russian, French, American, British, Middle east etc will be invited to my kingdom. I am sure you do understand the fun I am talking about… take them on a tour of the island, show them the sea and the sky, have fun, get high, see their mujra, fuck them, tip them well and, bid them a good farewell. Period.  Call it a Moment in Paradise! 😉

Baaki, I will do little farming sometime, not for vegetables but for weed. I don’t wanna miss the joy of growing it & smoking. I’ll keep some chicken and goats too so that I can have some fresh meat whenever I feel like.

And I’ll die to a peaceful life, on another day in paradise.

Bas. itna sa hi khwab hai.

PS: Yes, you are invited to the island if you drop a comment here. 😉