Sardars now act smart: aaj ki taaza khabar

aaj ki taaza khabar: “Sardars now act smart” .. Camera man Prafull ke saath Deepak Chaurasiya Aaj Tak! hehehe

….. whtt whtttt? “Sardars now act smart!” .. Whatttt the fcukkk? are you OUUUT of your freaking mind?

Certainly not DUDE! I know what I am talking about (though I am not in my full senses while writing this 😛 ahaha).

“Sardars in jokes are no more dumb!”

Achha tell me one thing, Do you still like the Sardar jokes very much.. all the old ones, new ones every other sardar jokes? Ohh yes, you do. I know that! But have you noticed that there is a different charm in the new Sardar jokes now-a-days?  Yeah, Sardar still plays the lead role but now their acts are smart, the replies are incredibly smart. Aren’t they?

For e.g. Joke: A Sardar was riding a horse & crossed the red signal intentionally. When the cop whistled to stop him Sardar looked back & lifts the tail of the horse say says: le karle number note ….  Hahah. Wasn’t that a smart act? & yes, this is fresh googly in the market.

Sardar jokes have always been amazingly hilarious & they always will be. I guess Santa-Banta is the best creation in the history of comic characters. They rocked together. These two bastards made us laugh fucking rolling on the floor many a times. Their dumbness sometime seemed as their innocence. (Chutiyon ke sar pe singh hote hain, lekin inke toh naam me hi Singh jude hai 😛 hehe)……  But Santa & Banta are now divorces. Santa-Banta Jodi jokes have become very rare. Now they individually handle the jokes & have their own shares & stakes.  … SEE they have grown up now & smart enough to handle joke business on their own.

So, what is the take out from this lecture, bachho?

SARDAR has become very smart. He is no more a stupid. He can kick your ass really bad & will buy you a Zandu Balm taking money from your wallet.  …hoye hoye oye Pappe chahe kuch bhi karle, we will continue laughing on your jokes. hahahah *SINGH IS KING* *SINGH IS KING* *SINGH IS KING*

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PS: @ Sardars & Singhs : this post is not at all intended to hurt you (in case it did). It’s just an observation i wanted to share & gave it a funny touch 🙂 And @ people who dont find it funny: plz throw anda, tomatoes & dher saara vegetables at me. I am running short of vegetables at my place 😛

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3 responses

  1. Pooja

    Very true…Sardars are now too smart and now u also look like SANTA for me 😛 lol

    April 10, 2010 at 9:38 PM

  2. alok

    hahahaha…mast likha brother…dimaag firki maaring 😀

    April 11, 2010 at 12:31 AM

  3. If I had a quarter for every time I came here.. Great read!

    May 27, 2010 at 2:57 AM

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